Wh1stl1ngMiss1leBlaster5000 (formely known as The Blast Zone Boy (TheBZB, Blast-Zone or BZB for short) and Blasty) is an Irish commentator. She makes multiple commentaries at once and them being uploaded when they are done. She makes dozens of different types of videos, such as YTP's, gaming, reviews, and more.
On March 22, 2017, she opened up Deck of the Chipmunks (D.O.C.).
She is also a member of Corporation of the Alternative Nitpickers (C.A.N.) and she then became a member of Syndicate of the Outcasted Commentators (S.O.C.).
She has a Multi-Media Team that focuses on Games, they also are hopping into the Animation Department. They are known as Illusion.
Blasty found the CC around the start of December of 2016. She found RavenNG's video on Nathaniel Bandy and then decided to watch SkiHounds video on the same video. She then watched and subscribed to countless commentators, then, she would then try to make her own commentaries. She tried three videos that never came out. A commentary on Dobbs, a Commentary on Dafawfulizer (that was actually finished but was never uploaded due to Sony Vegas not letting the video to go past 9%) and a commentary on ChaosKey4013. She will then make a commentary on Nintendo Guy. Around the time her first commentary came out, she met Josh, they would then become buddies and chat every once in a while, it even went as far as to making Josh Super Admin on Blasty's server. Because of the friendship, Blasty was the first ever member of C.A.N.
On April 10th, Blasty joined S.O.C. the same day Flames of Insanity uploaded a video stating he joined S.O.C. which Blasty thought he thought that because she joined S.O.C. that made him think that he joined S.O.C. but the video was stated by S.O.C. members to be mostly a joke.
After creating D.O.C. and two months have past, Blasty released the worst commentary of all time (in his personal opinion). The video got so much terrible reception that three commentaries where done on it. A month later, Blasty got kicked out of C.A.N. until she was good enough for the team.
Rivals and Dramas Edit
The Bad Grammar Kids
While FireHammer11 is now Blastys BFF again, she felt like SSB2D was a little off, she went apeshit at FireHammer for making bad content. She apologized 8 months later after DYLN (Blastys BFFIL (best fucking friend in life) along side LCD Chicken) convinced her that Firehammer isn't a bad person, in November, Blastys Ex-Friend CoolGuy13 hacked FireHammer due to Blasty joking around. Blasty was not happy but was forced to act happy in her video about her Sun and Moon Trailer Reaction for being Blocked Worldwide. On November 4th, CoolGuy begged to join YouChew, Blasty didn't let him because she knew it was just for the server. Later that day, they both got suspended, Blasty took it with good terms and cleared things up to Dark Fox and asked to ban CoolGuy. CoolGuy then decided to invite his friend BlackRose into Illusions now defunct server and as a result, Blasty is rebooting the team with new members. Rose acted like a dumby and CoolGuy got mad, Blasty tried to tell CoolGuy to stop and he went apeshit. Blastys Rivalry with Kids with bad grammar (who happen to be black and no, she isn't racist) doesn't end here, as there is one more... GameKart64. GameKart was known for copying Blastys SSF2 Mod ideas (examples include when she told him that Toad was going to be in Cryptonite and he made a Toad Mod as well as a result and a Mario Maker Stage a day after Blasty made her own stage over Phase 8) The Rivalry is so confusing that this article can't even tell you the shit that happened. TL;DR, GameKart acted like a dumby and he was a nobby. GameKart was kinda still floating around making Alts for BSPDs server. He has since apologized and he and Blasty are great friends. Blasty has made a common lession around his friends saying 'if you meet a kid who happens to be black with grammar that is like a 5 year old... they are a bad'
Blasty VS The SSF2 Community
So Blasty decided to show off her now scrapped commentary on CrazyTechGaming on a server owned by KingAthreyu, they then had the misconception that she was cyberbullying someone, the commentary was a planned penta-op with Isaiah Ortiz, Comet, Emerald and X Blaster. Soon after all of them heard of this and left the commentary and turned against Blasty for being such a dickhead even if that wasn't her intent, the only exception was Isaiah who left due to him being busy with life. He then vented about in in SSF2 Universe and then an impostor (who believe it or not had the exact same account details as her) posted a fake Dick Pic, the entire community went apeshit minus a few of her close friends. It went as far as the SSF2 Developers IP Banned her from playing Online Mode or using the McLeodGaming Forums. This also started a trend of videos that only lasted for three called #BlastyBan. She was also banned from the Crusade Server (though nothing else) this is classified as the game changer into the stance Blasty has for the community. She apologized to McLeodGaming and ProjectCrusade for what had happened.
Blasty VS Isaiah Ortiz and His Fans
The more recent rivalry as of late is with former D.O.C. member Isaiah Ortiz, Josh told Blasty that Isaiah sent a death threat to a child. After this, Isaiah sent his friend Sam to deal with her on DeviantArt. Sam then Blocked Blasty and Discount after multiple attempts of lying. Not much has happened since.
Avatars Used Edit
- Whistler (OC) (Times Used - X2)
- Bomberman (Bomberman) (Times Used - X1)
- Bandana Waddle Dee (Kirby) (Times Used - X1)
- Black Mage (Final Fantasy) (Times Used - X1)
- Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog) (Times Used - X1)
- PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN) (Times Used - X1)
- Bowser Jr. (Super Mario Bros.) (Times Used - X1)
- Lucina (Fire Emblem) (Times Used - X1)
- Marina (Splatoon) (Times Used - X1)
- Cappy (Super Mario Bros.) (Times Used - X1)
- Juvia Lockser (Fairy Tail)
- Tasuku Ryuenji (Buddyfight)
Planned Avatars Edit
- Drifter (Hyper Light Drifter)
- Filia (Skullgirls)
- Zelda (Twilight Princess Incarnation) (The Legend of Zelda)
- Pichu (Pokemon)
- Lurantis (Pokemon)
- Primarina (Pokemon)
- Scizor (Pokemon)
- Sylveon (Pokemon)
- Meowstic (Pokemon)
- Marshadow (Pokemon)
- Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
- Morgana (Persona)
- Jeremy (Jeremy the Bear)
- Count Bleck (Paper Mario)
- Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
- Kirby (Kirby)
- Corrin (Female) (Fire Emblem)
- Coco Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
- DJ Yellow (Rhythm Heaven)
- Nyanta (Log Horizon)
- Lucas (Earthbound/Mother)
- Isabelle (Animal Crossing)
- Falco (Star Fox)
- Krystal (Star Fox)
- Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
Avatars (Nova) Edit
Blasty has an alter ego called Nova, introduced in Episode 7, Nova will provide non-canon episodes of Whistletaries where she covers political videos and other videos Blasty is not interested in (ok, maybe). Here are her avatars.
- Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
- Birdo (Super Mario Bros.)
- Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
- Peacock (Skullgirls)
- Nova (OC)
- Meta Knight (Kirby)
People that she commentated on Edit
- Nintendo Guy
- A portion of the people involved in the Anankos chain (RavenNG, Keyblade Master, Azelf101, Joshua Culvyhouse, Doodletones)
- AnnabethRide and MangaKamen
- A portion of the people involved in the It's time to duel chain (Supersonicward15, Awesomeness45, NESMario123)
- DreamcastGuy (Unlisted C.A.N. Tri-op with Mr Awesome N' Mario 360 and Mad Plushie)
- A portion of the people involved in the I know what you are thinking chain (Mav station, NESMario123, Kayden Marx, Akriloth2160, DreamcastGuy)
- A portion of the people involded in the Name X3 chain (Keyblade Master, FyroforVictory, U Tube Dude, Jorm)
- Jonah Smith (Joke)
- MysticUmbreon (Planned co-op with Jonah Smith)
- Looper (Planned co-op with Discount)
- EpicSammurot (Planned quad-op with Discount, Sketch TB and Ceradust)
- Billy the Anti-Bully (Planned tri-op with Discount and Sketch TB)
People that commentated on Her Edit
- Supersonicward15 (twice)
- NESMario123 (joke)
- Mad Plushie
- Jonah Smith (twice) (Co-op with Lunaticthegame, and as a joke)
- Lunaticthegame (Co-op with Jonah Smith)
- Keyblade Master (Co-op with FyroforVictory)
- FyroforVictory (twice) (Co-op Keyblade Master, and as a joke)
People she co-op'd with Edit
- Mew (twice)
- Mr Awesome N' Mario 360 and Mad Plushie (C.A.N.)
- Jonah Smith (Planned)
- Sketch TB (Planned, two of them)
- Discount (Planned, three of them)
- Ceradust (Planned)
- Two of her co-op partners do not exist.
- Since Whistletaries #5, there has been an ongoing plot line going on. It is not known what it is.
- She has OCD.
- Whistletaries used to been known as Fireblasting Commentaries.
- Believe it or not, she is a pegasister. she doesn't participate in the community that much though.
- She has Entomophobia, She fears she will eat bugs while eating food.
- She is the youngest member of the CC, being 12 years old.
- She wants to move to LA when she is older.
- She has stated that she is bisexual but would only date a girl because it would be her cup of tea, she doesn't mind boys though. She would be considered a lesbian when she gets a girlfriend.
- She wants to be either a musician, teacher or full-time game developer, she would like to work at Sony, despite growing up and liking Nintendo more.